汇报工作时口暴[都市艳情]

 
  那天是个周六,单位上除了办公室值班的,基本没人。我手头有几个事攒着,就到办公室处理一下。刚坐下没10分钟,她上来了,黑裙,黑丝,高跟,腰束红丝,衬托的腰肢纤细、上身格外丰满,体态袅娜,像风摆杨柳,说不尽的狐媚与风流。说是来送个档案材料,科室没人,正好看见我车停在下面,就过来看看我在干啥。我说能看啥,有点工作需要处理。她说,不会吧,我还以为你在单位还有别的相好呢。这女孩,年纪轻轻的,思想这么复杂。我也没客气,直接问她,那天豆浆好喝不?她趴到我的办公桌上,舔着嘴唇对我放下电,色迷迷地说:“好喝!”我真晕了,还真没见过这么大方的姑娘。关键是当时她穿的黑色连衣裙胸口很低,趴在桌上,一对又白又大的大白兔就在我眼前,明晃晃的简直要亮瞎我的狗眼。色壮人胆。我问她,还想喝么?她说,在这?我说,就在这,你这样子,不就是来投怀送抱吗,而且我已精虫上脑,受不了了。她扭着腰就过来了,拉开我裤链,那家伙早已撑起来了。她打了他一下:淘气的家伙。然后就含在嘴里作弄起来。过了有几分钟,她蹲得有点累了,我说,好喝就把它吸出来,半途而废可不行。为了她舒服,给了她两本杂志,她换成跪姿。就在我飘飘欲仙的时候,门响了,真是精虫上脑,不让人思考啊:门还没关呢!藏起她,让她收拾好凌乱的衣服(因为为了摸奶方便,她已香肩半露)、头发啥的,已经来不及了。我灵机一动,让她往桌子洞里一挪。因为老板桌很大,写字台底下还是有很大空间的。拿起电话,对着门说了声:进来。他妈的,那个妇幼保健院的副院长,穿着短裙,晃着全市卫生系统据说最大的奶子进来了,说是来汇报汇报最近的工作。她汇报不要紧,差点把我吓阳痿,小兄弟早已灰头土脸、耷拉下了脑袋。胡院长在对面沙发上坐下,露出大白腿和隐隐的内裤。我忙对着黑屏的手机说了声,好了,好了,还有事,改天再说吧(为了掩饰为什么敲门这么久没说请进)。“有什么事,说吧!”一面跟胡院长说话,一面摁着桌子底下那个精致的瓜子脸朝疲软的鸡巴上靠了靠,然后感觉下面被温暖潮湿再次包围,瞬间怒挺起来。她可能误会我跟这胡院长有啥不正当男女关系了,用牙齿咬了我好几下,我哎呀喊出声来。胡院长很关心的要冲过来,我连忙说,没事没事,有点肚子痛。可能早晨没吃着。我这么一说,也是为了让她快说完,快走。看官可能都知道,女人多的单位,是非多!这些医院女多难少,人事关系乱七八糟。这胡院长喜欢来下院长的地瓜。爱说是非者,必是是非人。当领导的,最大的忌讳是偏听偏信,所谓兼听则明嘛。所以,对这种汇报,只能是你姑妄言之,我姑妄听之、且不信之、多方查之。好在下面那位小姐听了胡院长这些叽里呱啦,知道和我没啥,放心、温柔地去干活了,从下到上,从上到下,包括马眼里面,都舔到了,非常舒服。就在那位胡院长说再见、关上门、我要起身表示相送的瞬间,爆炸了!看着那张漂亮的瓜子脸下黑色连衣裙上、黑色丝袜上、大白兔上星星点点的白浆,真是感觉妙不可言!


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